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[leavemariaalone]

I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled THUMP signals his leaning against a building.]

Pon?

…and if they would like me to return their horse, I would be more than happy to in exchange for my release. I hope they realize it's permanently on fire, however, and I had no involvement in such. I don't care if I'm told it's mine, I would rather it not follow me.

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OKAY *REACHES FOR* ;A;

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[It most certainly is if you're thinking in that sort of manner.]

Of rash crudeness and pompous idiocy? Most certainly.

[He got the message, and will be a calm, well-mannered aristocrat about this.]

sobs late buddies amirite

[originofawesome]

What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of your pansy bullshit.