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[leavemariaalone]

I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled THUMP signals his leaning against a building.]

Pon?

…and if they would like me to return their horse, I would be more than happy to in exchange for my release. I hope they realize it's permanently on fire, however, and I had no involvement in such. I don't care if I'm told it's mine, I would rather it not follow me.

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[antiscience.livejournal.com]

[ amused: ]

You must hold some position of authority to think that you can order around a kidnapper.

[audio]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. As leader of the Habsburg Empire, I have every authority to demand their audience.

[audio]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

The Habsburg Empire? Then you must be Austrian royalty. Or Hungarian, perhaps?

[audio]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

In a manner of speaking, yes. Considering I am Austria.

[And there is absolutely nothing odd about that.]