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[leavemariaalone]

I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled THUMP signals his leaning against a building.]

Pon?

…and if they would like me to return their horse, I would be more than happy to in exchange for my release. I hope they realize it's permanently on fire, however, and I had no involvement in such. I don't care if I'm told it's mine, I would rather it not follow me.

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

Some place called Johto.

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[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

Uncharted territory, then.

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

... Right.

[ He decides to be (somewhat) helpful: ] There's a handbook in your bag.

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[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

A handbook? What sort of kidnapper...[unhappy sigh, but he digs in the bag--were those extra clothes?--and grumbles]

...Are we expected to travel, by some chance?

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. Don't expect this place to make any sense.

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[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I don't see a map in here...they do at least give us that, don't they?

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

It's in the handbook. Can't you check things before asking me.

[ don't mind him, he's just being blunt. ]

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[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[Aw, but that was the point of asking. He didn't want to do the work.]

It's an odd place to put a map. [Scoff. Still does nothing with the handbook.]

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

Or you're just lazy.

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[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

Hmph.

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

What.

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[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

I am not lazy, I simply have more important things on my mind.