♬ 001 { voice }

[leavemariaalone]

I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled THUMP signals his leaning against a building.]

Pon?

…and if they would like me to return their horse, I would be more than happy to in exchange for my release. I hope they realize it's permanently on fire, however, and I had no involvement in such. I don't care if I'm told it's mine, I would rather it not follow me.

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[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

...No?

[video] 1/3

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

B-But I was born with blue hair...

[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

You were?

[...okay then.]

Did you parents have blue hair, as well?

[video]

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

...

I don't remember, Mister.

[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

You don't? That's...unfortunate, I suppose.

[video]

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Yeah! But I'm okay! There are more important stuff! Like you getting along with your Pokemon and-

...

Do you know how to camp, Mister?

[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[He's slightly impressed by her priorities, and then...well, caught off guard.]

Camp? Certainly whoever has taken us has had the decency to provide lodging.

[video]

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

They have inns and beds at Cherrygrove Town, Mister! That should be the next town after you cross Route 29! It took me about three or four days to get there on foot, but maybe you can ride on the horse to get there faster!

[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

...You're not joking, are you? [brb already resigning self to a life of misery]

[video]

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

If you ride on the horse, you won't have to do anything! Besides, I'm sure you can ride around the Pokemon that might attack you. And since it's a Ponyta, maybe it'll be easier to make a campfire too!

[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[Lucky for him, it has Run Away as an ability...]

I...suppose you're right about that. And if other...creatures attack me, what am I supposed to do?

[voice]

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

You can try telling your Pokemon to go faster... or run them over!

[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

So blunt... That will have to work until I figure something less...gruesome.

VIDEO FOREVER ON THIS END ;;

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She checks her Pokedex again. Blip blip blip.]

...

I think a Ponyta naturally learns stomp. [Let's hope your Pokemon won't get into the habit of stomping things.]