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[leavemariaalone]

I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled THUMP signals his leaning against a building.]

Pon?

…and if they would like me to return their horse, I would be more than happy to in exchange for my release. I hope they realize it's permanently on fire, however, and I had no involvement in such. I don't care if I'm told it's mine, I would rather it not follow me.

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[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[OH GOOD LORD YOUR FACE IS ON THE SCREEN what are video, he's just going to...use his hand to cover that up. Much better.]

It must certainly be if you're here.

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you are certainly much more damned than I. You have a horse of the apocalypse as your companion after all.

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[See? It all works out.]

...[He's staring at his Ponyta, hence the silence, and then hmph's.]

If it were such a horse, then why aren't you in possession of it? [BITTER BITTER BITTER]

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Because, unlike you, I got an adorable pup to be my companion.



Isn't she cute?

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

...

[He takes a small peek, then quickly covers the screen back up.]

I'm surprised it's as docile as it appears.

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

She loves me above all others. If you were to appear before her, then she would burn you to the ground. Nothing less than someone like you deserves.

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

So she's equally as crude in battle as you've proven yourself to be?

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

We French are not crude, but love is a cruel master, and we learn well.



I can see where a loveless prude like yourself would become confused.

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

Your culture, I will admit, has its redeeming qualities. [for now] You, on the other hand...

[...ow. Burn.]

It's a more favorable view than vicariously pining for others, I suppose.

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

France never pines for anyone! No, it is all the world that pines for France.

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

Those poor souls with such repulsive tastes.

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

It is you who lack good taste. That is why God gave you a flaming horse of the apocalypse to take you deep into the bowels of Hell.

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ.

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Have you seen your horse? It's on fire, if you've forgotten.

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

I'm standing next to it, I can see quite well that it's on fire.

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Then it is obviously a horse of the apocalypse.

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

No, it is not. I shouldn't have to repeat myself.

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

I'm giving you a perfectly good assessment of your main problem! Whatever else could that burning horse be?

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

I have been properly informed that this creature is a type of Pokémon and there are plenty of others like it!!

[Voice]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

But it still stands that only the most damned should receive such a creature. And you, Austria, are clearly damned.

[Voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

And it still stands that this is not Hell, nor is this horse taking me there! Honestly...