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[leavemariaalone]

I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled THUMP signals his leaning against a building.]

Pon?

…and if they would like me to return their horse, I would be more than happy to in exchange for my release. I hope they realize it's permanently on fire, however, and I had no involvement in such. I don't care if I'm told it's mine, I would rather it not follow me.

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dooooone

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

…I said he chose to stay with me. I can't speak for his willingness to visit you when I so allow it.

1/3

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

Remember what?

[ Is it their anniversary? . . . No, he would remember that. A BIRTHDAY-- no. . . A CONCERT?! Was there a concert coming up? ]

A-aye, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, I'll make it up to you, I promise!

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

DO NOT RIDE THE HORSE! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?!

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

I see. . .

But what about Roma? He didn't want to see his brother? Did they get into a fight before we came here?

1/3

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[IF HE COULD HIT YOU WITH A BOOK RIGHT NOW…]

The war, you moron! Really now…

Hmph. And how do you plan on doing that? You're hardly in any position to campaign for the return of my vital regions.

[…Austria, we need to have a talk on your word usage.]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

It's not a horse of the apocalypse. It's far too…[He makes a displeased sound, derpy Ponyta is proving to be be derpy.]

It's much too incapable to have that sort of importance.

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

I don't believe that was a concern at the time. Whatever business they have with one another is none of mine.

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[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

[ What if it was the Bible? Could you hit Spain with the Bible? ]

The war-- Why would Inglaterra and Hollanda hurt you? O-our fight is between the three of us!

[ He's upset, was Austria attacked while he was staying here? WHAT ABOUT HIS HUSBAND'S VITAL REGIONS? ]

W-w-what did they do to you?!

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[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

But it has to be! How else could it be on fire? Roderich, it means war!

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

Then why? What happened, Roderich? It isn't good if the two of them are fighting. . .

1/4 c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKEERRRRRRR

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[…A different book, then. A thicker one. Every volume of Diderot's Encyclopédie. Y'know, in...three years of Austria's time but that's not the point.]

Oh--! They wouldn't! They were actually kind enough to offer their assistance--[AGAINST HIS WILL]--against you.

"They" being you, France and that impudent moron, Prussia?

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

If war is to suddenly become a horse wandering off while unmindful of the surroundings, then you're right. As it is, I assure you it's not the case.

[Said Ponyta looks up at him, recognizing that she's being talked about, but...yeah.]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

They aren't fighting, we were fighting.

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

…[WAIT.]

Did you just…call him Holland? Spain, he's an empire now.

1/idek lmao what is the Dutch empire

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

[ I thought so. And please, don't, imagine the brain damage. ]

When I see them again, I'll show them! Don't worry, I have Hollanda's soul in my box so I can-- they're helping? What-- R-Roderich! ¡Amor!

[ He frowns, ]

I don't understand. . .

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

An empire?

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

Ja. . .

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

Jajajaja!

Hollanda? An empire?!

FIN

[aconquistador.livejournal.com]

Nonsense.

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[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[I'll put that into consideration.]

Don't call me that.

[Forty-eight years isn't that long.]

You ought to. Declaring war is something I'd hope you understood before doing so.

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[He was considering interrupting, but that is rude…]

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[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

Spain...