leavemariaalone | ♬ 001 { voice }

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I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled THUMP signals his leaning against a building.]

Pon?

…and if they would like me to return their horse, I would be more than happy to in exchange for my release. I hope they realize it's permanently on fire, however, and I had no involvement in such. I don't care if I'm told it's mine, I would rather it not follow me.

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France never pines for anyone! No, it is all the world that pines for France.

Those poor souls with such repulsive tastes.

It is you who lack good taste. That is why God gave you a flaming horse of the apocalypse to take you deep into the bowels of Hell.

I beg to differ.

Have you seen your horse? It's on fire, if you've forgotten.

I'm standing next to it, I can see quite well that it's on fire.

Then it is obviously a horse of the apocalypse.

No, it is not. I shouldn't have to repeat myself.

I'm giving you a perfectly good assessment of your main problem! Whatever else could that burning horse be?

I have been properly informed that this creature is a type of Pokémon and there are plenty of others like it!!

But it still stands that only the most damned should receive such a creature. And you, Austria, are clearly damned.

And it still stands that this is not Hell, nor is this horse taking me there! Honestly...

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