leavemariaalone: (what sort of impovershed person are you?)
Austria ([personal profile] leavemariaalone) wrote2010-05-08 04:34 pm

♬ 001 { accidental video }

[He's woken up in Salkia Park, just as injured and bruised as he was after the war, granted his wounds have been dressed with the exceptions for the scrapes and splotches on his face. Amidst all the layers he's wearing, he's yet to notice that he's sitting on a strange, not-18th-century object that has turned on and is taping the grass, hello grass, nice to meet you.]

--on Earth am I?

[He shifts around, moving to get up but lord he is much too tired to do it right the first two times, groaning when he tries.] This is ridiculous! That pompous idiot couldn't have done that much damage! [Frustrated, he at least pushes himself up, switching to sitting on his knees--ow, bad idea, the thighs, they aches--and leaning forward against a bench. Now the video can see this, his bent back and heavy breathing.]

Ngh...that wheelchair wouldn't be too terrible of an idea right about now. [Now he looks back, just to take in his surroundings, when he notices the LP. He reaches for it, grimacing as he does, and lifts it from the ground, staring at it all puzzled-like.]

Such an odd object...one of England's, perhaps. [His eyes flick to the corner, and his brows furrow together tighter.] A key? I've never seen one like it... [He makes to put it gently on the bench, but moves too fast, ouch war wounds, and drops it on the wood instead, ending the transmission.]

[identity profile] nomnompasta.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello Austria!

Don't worry you will figure it out!! Do you need help?

[ voice ] /spams you :>

[identity profile] goldenchime.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[ Slight sigh. ]

Avstreya. Even you...

[voice]

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh shit, the machine talked! He fumbles with it, and gets to a point of finally trying to reply.]

Th-the box, it--! [but...but this person knew his name, which just makes it worse]

[ voice ] <3

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Really, the magic box needs to stop talking, it's going to give him a heart attack or something.]

Mein Gott...Russia? [His voice is farther away, as he's promptly shoved the LP down the length of the bench from himself.

[voice]

[identity profile] nomnompasta.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Its a communication device. I don't exactly know what it does.

Its nothing to be afraid of!

[ voice ]

[identity profile] goldenchime.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Da, is me. Privyet.

[ Chuckles as he pictures Austria doing just that. The aristocrat was his on-again-off-again ally, and back home Roderich was hovering toward the negative of the spectrum. But, with this island, you never knew... ]

Do not be afraid of box~ Mmh... what year is it for you, Avstreya?

[voice]

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
...Italy? [He's only recently heard Italy's big-boy voice, and his panic has significantly calmed after hearing him. After all, one good thing that came from the war was his continued possession of Italy.]

Italy...I'm afraid you're making less sense than usual. Your voice is...[he pokes at the LP, his hands causing static] it's coming from this odd...communication device, you said?

1/2

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Rod! You okay, mate?!

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
... Good ta see ya, by the way!

[ voice ]

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Austria's in a period of Russia-neutral-feeling-ness, but more positive than negative. But he still refuses to retrieve the LP, it's scary English magic.]

I'm far from afraid! [Huff puff!] It's...[he sighs, talking to an inanimate object isn't exactly his brand of sanity] it's 1748, Russia, as it is everywhere else.

[video]

[identity profile] nomnompasta.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Austria! You do recognize me!

[The LP shakes and static occurs and beeps but eventually Italy can be seen in the LP.]

You can do video too!

[ voice ]

[identity profile] goldenchime.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ If it had anything to do with England, Russia would have smashed it to bit by now. For the moment, he only laughs again - airy and only mildly cruel. ]

Not~ here~

[ voice ]

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[good God, Peter the Great, you've done wonders, he's effectively scared, just a bit]

...Where is 'here,' exactly?

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[this 'communication device' really ought to stop scaring him, it's becoming worrisome]

...Hardly. Who exactly is speaking to me? [his voice is shaky, but he's trying hard to quell it]

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's me, Aussie! Christ, pay attention, would ya? Where are ya, mate, I'll come give ya a hand.

[voice]

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I do, for whom exactly do you take me for?

[with a yell he drops/throws the LP away from him, panicked beyond reason]

Y-your face! What in the name of--! [He's just...going to stare at the LP, touching it is out of the question unless he can be convinced otherwise]

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Aussie...? [Now he's just frustrated and in pain.] I assure, you, I've no idea who you are, therefore it is impossible that you are acquainted with me!

[...but the offer of help is tempting] I...I doubt a hand would help me.

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
... [I don't have a sadface icon appropriate enough for Australia's current expression, so use your imagination.] Australia? I used to be England's colony? Between the South Pacific and Indian oceans? What year is it?

I'll give you two.

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not aware of any colonies he has in those waters. America appears to be of his top and only concern. [again with the year-asking, how strange] It's 1748, although that oughtn't matter to you.

...That is a kind offer, I suppose. [he's already resigned himself to talking to an inanimate object, how much worse could it get?]

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh bitch did not just go there.] America isn't- [My England, miiiiine- Oh, fuck it.] It's 2010. We're all from different points in history.

... I'll be there in a tick. [Because even if you're suddenly annoying, he can't leave a mate in need.]

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Two thousand...[he hisses something in French] That's impossible, there is no such thing! [never mind that he's suddenly appeared on an island]

A tick? Australia, if that is your name, I've no idea what this "tick" is, nor to I intend to find out! [not that he's in any sort of position to protest, not at all, he's barely able to move from his spot over the bench]

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Ignoring you! And heading to the park to find you. He does eventually spot you by your bench.] Oi, Roddy! G'day, mate!

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Fantastic, he stiffens up, grinding his teeth as he does. He makes the mistake of looking back at him, with all those owies on his face, and the first thing he notices are the eyebrows. If he didn't believe he was one of England's...well, now he did.]

Kindly refrain from using that name. [And with a huff he turns back to glaring at the LP, suddenly re-interested in that key.] And your manner of language has much left to be desired. [Grumpy monarchy is grumpy, he hasn't had the best past seven years, war sucks, especially against Prussia.]

Sorry, ran out to lunch.

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, you and Pomland are just the same. I'll talk how I want and what's wrong with a nickname?

... [Taking stock of those injuries now.] Who were you fighting?

S'kay <3

[identity profile] leavemariaalone.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Pom... [He shakes his head, he'll just file this oddness under the 'It's English' category.]

[And those are just the ones not covered by his over 9000 layers. Rolling his shoulder back, giving it a good pop, he clenches his jaw while he thinks of an appropriate answer.] ...No one worth mentioning.

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