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[leavemariaalone]

I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled THUMP signals his leaning against a building.]

Pon?

…and if they would like me to return their horse, I would be more than happy to in exchange for my release. I hope they realize it's permanently on fire, however, and I had no involvement in such. I don't care if I'm told it's mine, I would rather it not follow me.

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[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[oh sweet heaven all these videos are going to--oh it's Hungary, then it's okay]

They've captured you, as well...?

[He sighs, but he's relieved.]

Has it been long? I swore I saw you not too long ago.

[voice]

[cookwarewarrior.livejournal.com]

Captured? Ah, I guess I was taken here against my will...But it's really not so bad!

Well, I've been here for five months now...So it's been quite a while.

[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

Five...a-are you sure?

That's impossible. You were aiding me on the front just days ago!

[voice]

[cookwarewarrior.livejournal.com]

I'm certain. I think time works differently here, though.

....Wait. Aiding you on the front? What year is it?

[voice]

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

Works differently... [He mumbles more to himself, trying to remember if any scientist has brought that up yet.]

It's...1748, Hungary. I would hope you'd remember.

[voice] 1/?

[cookwarewarrior.livejournal.com]

[she just giggles. you're cute, darling, really you are]

Actually, it's 2010. But I do remember 1748 pretty well.

[voice] 2/3

[cookwarewarrior.livejournal.com]

Oh wait! That means you don't remember...

[voice] 3/3

[cookwarewarrior.livejournal.com]

[she twirls a piece of her hair around her index finger]

Um...Austria, sir? This may come as a shock to you, but...

We're going to get married.

[long, long pause. she's watching your face]

...In 1867.

[she just wants to see your reaction because she is evil but she really does care ♥]

[voice] 1/2

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

2010... [there's a pretty evident disbelief in his voice, but he'll trust Hungary's word about it.]

[voice] 2/3 I LIED

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[...]

[...]

[...he heard that right, yup.]

[voice] 3/3

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

That...that is certainly a surprise, Hungary.

[Oh god he is a tomato, and while it does come as a surprise, it's...not, at the same time.]

[voice] 1/2 -- derp ignore that last tag that I deleted I am not awake

[cookwarewarrior.livejournal.com]

[She's just giggling and imagining the face you're making]

Aaah you're so cute when you get flustered like that~

[voice] 2/2

[cookwarewarrior.livejournal.com]

Anyway, though, how are you getting along? Do you want to travel with me? I know how you are about directions. I'm also with South Italy and Spain.