♬ 001 { voice }

[leavemariaalone]

I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled THUMP signals his leaning against a building.]

Pon?

…and if they would like me to return their horse, I would be more than happy to in exchange for my release. I hope they realize it's permanently on fire, however, and I had no involvement in such. I don't care if I'm told it's mine, I would rather it not follow me.

Comments

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[Who? ...Oh him. To think the place would be kept good and clean without--
was that horse on fire?]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[THAT HORSE IS ON FIRE!]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[WHY IS THE HORSE ON FIRE? WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYY THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THE PLACE WHERE FIRE-HORSE-DEMONS LIVED THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S WORSE THAN HELL IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD]

/done

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[NO TIME TO WASTE HERE; GOTTA WARN SPAIN ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE---


...probably should warn that Austria guy too.
WAIT. He can't even see a horse. The guy is probably lying.]

LIAR! Don't try to spread lies like that, it's not funny, damn it! That really scared me, idiot!!!

HOW DID I NEVER TAG THIS ASLDKFJASL

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[Oh good heavens THIS IS EXACTLY WHY HE TOSSED YOU OVER IN SPAIN'S DIRECTION UGH.]

What scared you?

BUT YOU IS HERE NOW~~ <33333333333333333333

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[He can hear the SNOBBINESS of his voice over this audio what is this nonsense]

You and your stupid big mouth, damn it! DUMB ASS LIAR!!

Stupid, you shouldn't talk about horses like that damn it. People will think it's the end of the damn world all over again. Stupid big mouthed idiot.

AHHHH THAT I AM~ <33333333333333333!!!

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[IT'S OOZING WITH SNOBBINESS. And...wtf why do you sound like a little brat still, you grew up.]

...Your own mouth could use some rendering.

It's not the end of the world. Simply because my horse is on fire does not constitute any apocalypse befalling us.

AND NOW TO MAKE YOU ONE WITH ROMANO~~ CHIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGI

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[GAH Turn it off, turn it off, make it go awaaaaaaay --you still sound the same, someone save my poor bleeding eaaaaaaars]

Your face could use some rendering.

Sure, and I guess having the heavens open up and a plague engulf the world doesn't count either. Bastard!

O-OH GOD BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE WITH THE MAFIA ;A;

[leavemariaalone.livejournal.com]

[There is nothing wrong with his voice! Hmph, it's clear that no one can hear their own if they're putting his finely tuned vocals down.]

I beg you pardon! What on earth did Spain teach you?!

[SIIIIIGH] When that happens, I will owe you an apology. As it is, I don't have reason to be worried.